John Green: What To Do With Your Life (x)
17,000 notes? That’s insane.
(I just imagined a world in which tumblr reblogs could be exchanged for the weird circular baby cheese that Henry eats every day, and then I would have like a lifetime supply of that surprisingly expensive baby cheese. BUT NO.)
Sharks and Fish
Via The Warholian.
OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.
tbh I haven’t had a crush since like grade 7
and people are all like “Who do you like? ;)” and I’m like “lol no one” and they’re like “No, come on, I know you like someone ;)”
like bitch can you not see we’re surrounded by idiots why is it a surprise that I don’t like anyone
Phil Coulson’s method
Nick Fury’s method
Thor. Thor what are you doing. Thor.
CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER HOLY SHIT
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.”
looking back on my life i’ve always been obsessed with something
David Tennant and a Dalek
“So, how much trouble are we in?”
And raise your voice every single time
They try and shut your mouth
‘Audrey Hepburn always said: “I don’t care what they write about me, as long as it’s not true.” Tabloids can be slightly ridiculous, and I tend to agree with her. But I can’t really complain. Relatively speaking, I’ve been rather well-treated.’ - Emma Watson